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Shaw, George Bernard, 1856-1950

"Getting Married"


THE BISHOP. So you shall, my dear, if you are lucky. But you know
you neednt marry them all. Think of all the buttons you would
have to sew on. Besides, nothing is more dreadful than a husband
who keeps telling you everything he thinks, and always wants to
know what you think.
LEO [struck by this] Well, thats very true of Rejjy: In fact,
thats why I had to divorce him.
THE BISHOP [condoling] Yes: he repeats himself dreadfully, doesnt
he?
REGINALD. Look here, Alfred. If I have my faults, let her find
them out for herself without your help.
THE BISHOP. She has found them all out already, Reginald.
LEO [a little huffily] After all, there are worse men than
Reginald. I daresay he's not so clever as you; but still he's not
such a fool as you seem to think him!
THE BISHOP. Quite right, dear: stand up for your husband. I hope
you will always stand up for all your husbands. [He rises and
goes to the hearth, where he stands complacently with his back to
the fireplace, beaming at them all as at a roomful of children].
LEO. Please dont talk as if I wanted to marry a whole regiment.
For me there can never be more than two. I shall never love
anybody but Rejjy and Sinjon.
REGINALD. A man with a face like a--
LEO.


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