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Shaw, George Bernard, 1856-1950

"Getting Married"

But they wouldnt have him. He called himself
Egerton Fotheringay.
THE BISHOP. Well, whom Egerton Fotheringay hath joined, let Sir
Gorell Barnes put asunder by all means.
THE GENERAL. I may be a silly soldier man; but I call this
blasphemy.
THE BISHOP [gravely] Better for me to take the name of Mr Egerton
Fotheringay in earnest than for you to take a higher name in
vain.
LESBIA. Cant you three brothers ever meet without quarrelling?
THE BISHOP [mildly] This is not quarrelling, Lesbia: it's only
English family life. Good morning.
LEO. You know, Bishop, it's very dear of you to take my part; but
I'm not sure that I'm not a little shocked.
THE BISHOP. Then I think Ive been a little more successful than
Boxer in getting you into a proper frame of mind.
THE GENERAL [snorting] Ha!
LEO. Not a bit; for now I'm going to shock you worse than ever.
I think Solomon was an old beast.
THE BISHOP. Precisely what you ought to think of him, my dear.
Dont apologize.
THE GENERAL [more shocked] Well, but hang it! Solomon was in the
Bible. And, after all, Solomon was Solomon.
LEO. And I stick to it: I still want to have a lot of interesting
men to know quite intimately--to say everything I think of to
them, and have them say everything they think of to me.


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